"Anyone see any weapons of mass destruction?"
Tony Bailey
"Ok, Blaine, I know you are here somewhere."
Mark Rudd
"So all I have left is 4 giant losenges."
Elisabeth Hurley
"Damned Ikea beds"
Richard Martin
"So this Atkins Aspirin diet will stop me eating between meals?"
"Where am I going to find enough lager to go with this curry?"
Darth Sal
"You wait for ages and then 4 turn up together."
Alex Gee
"We're here for the start of the Pod Racing Championship 2003."
John Medany
"Coffin #4 - you are the weakest link."
Karl Jackson
"You call this room and board?!"
Lynda Craney
"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo, which one of these contains the dough."
Mandy Osbourne
"Alone... with just four giant Burger Kings. Who forgot the f*****g fries?!"
Helen Archer
"That's a hell of a Chinese Takeaway"